mercredi 28 novembre 2012

Dog Property Laws

1. If I likei t’mine.                                                                                                                              
2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.
3. If it’s edible, it’s mine.
4. If I spit it out, it’s still mine.
5. If I can take it from you, it’s mine.
6. If I had it a little while ago, it’s mine.
7. If it’s mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
8 If I’m chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
9 If it looks like mine, it’s mine.
10. If I saw it first, it’s mine.
11. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
12. If i can steal it from the counter/table/dresser top, it’s mine.
13. If I get tired of it, it’s yours.
14. If I want it back, it’s mine.
15. If its broken, it’s yours.
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